OMG, is so hot. So hot. And we're in Germany and I'm fairly sure that no one has ever died of heatstroke in Germany before.

Except Lisa's hamster.

And the keyboard here is mean, and Lisa is making fun of me. She so is. However, apart from that, all is cool. Figuratively, not literally. Happily though, Lisa's fridge makes ice cubes and cold water so maybe I'll sleep down there.

Anyway. I can't remember when we last updated. I think it was Thursday or Friday... Or Wednesday. But basically... we've had a lot of fun. :D We went to go see these cool sand sculptures in Brighton (which I will be uploading pictures from next week because it was marvellous). Annnd then we came to Germany. Loverly place. :)

We went to Cologne on Wednesday and I bought a pretty dress, and Lisa turned down the WWF (World Wildlife Fund, not World Wrestling Federation) charity lady who cornered her in the street, and then we saw Fantastic Four which was very silly but entertaining nonetheless. And today we went to an amusement park called Phantasialand whch was a lot of fun, in a kind of crappy way. But fun. We saw Pirates in 4-D! Seriously, I've been wanting to see that show back in England for... years. Literally. Which is kind of pathetic of me, but eh.

And here's Lisa. :)

(Lisa here.) Nothing to say. Sarah is forcing me to say something, but I don't have anything to say because she already said it all. Um. Right. Hi. I'm fine. Everything's fine. I loved the sand sculptures in Brighton.

Oh! I just wanted to say, the reason I turned down the WWF lady is that I don't sign stuff in the middle of the street. I would have happily signed up if she'd just given me something to fill out at home. But middle of the street? No. Sorry.

Yes, just wanted to clear that up. I'm not some kind of heartless, unfeeling monster or something. :P